Hey guys! Are tired of using your girlfriend's Pink Fluffy Rose Jasmine Bubbly Girly Soap? Then you need Watchout, the Soap for Men! Watchout comes in your choice of cool masculine names: Aircraft, Avionic and Cockpit.
This stuff isn't pink or white or wimpy baby blue. It's gray! The color of grime and old sweat! The color of guyness! It even has little nubbly bumps on it. We're not quite sure what they're for, but they're cool.
As for the scent, imagine a musky aftershave you might have bought in a drugstore in about 1977 with a picture of a guy on the front who has a big bushy Burt Reynolds mustache.
We only have one word for that: awesome.
So remember, make sure you use Watchout ... before you out!