This stuff isn't pink or white or wimpy baby blue. It's gray! The color of grime and old sweat! The color of guyness! It even has little nubbly bumps on it. We're not quite sure what they're for, but they're cool.
As for the scent, imagine a musky aftershave you might have bought in a drugstore in about 1977 with a picture of a guy on the front who has a big bushy Burt Reynolds mustache.
We only have one word for that: awesome.
So remember, make sure you use Watchout ... before you out!
5 comments:
you've created the perfect ad to show during tv coverage of the greasy pole climbing competition.
what do you suppose they intended to say on the wrapper copy?... "before you wipe out"? "stall out"? "freak out"?
Side effects including uncontrolable growth of chesthair and about .5 cm of penis elongation with every use.
"before you come out of the closet?" hmmm.... seems unlikely.
Careful about starting rumors, Nadya ... you'll have half the male population of Jakarta storming the hypermarts to buy this stuff!
Cockpit? As a name for a deodorant soap? It's just too suggestive of the places you need to USE the soap, if you ask me.
Shelley, I think you've gotten to the bottom of this ...
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